10 JUL 2026 - Back up to full speed! Let's be honest: for the last few months, TorrentFunk was painfully slow. Pages crawled, searches dragged, and just loading the site tested everyone's patience. We hunted the problem down to our network and rebuilt it from the ground up — smarter caching, a much bigger and faster connection, and a lot of fine-tuning under the hood. The difference is night and day: the site now loads in a fraction of a second. No more waiting around. Thanks for sticking with us through the slow spell. Now go discover your funk!
Imagine the scenario: you're the pizza guy and get repeated calls from that busty blonde chick... She can't eat that much pizza, so let's suspect that she wants something else for her money. Make sure to flirt with her the next time she's asking for you and your pizza - what she might have in mind is sex!
