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Arab On Radar_The Locust Split 7_/03 Get Off The Cross The Wood Is Needed.mp3
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Arab On Radar_The Locust Split 7_/04 Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case.mp3
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Arab On Radar_The Locust Split 7_/05 This Is Radio Surgery.mp3
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Arab On Radar_The Locust Split 7_/06 Spitting In The Faces Of Fools As A Source Of Nutrition.mp3
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Arab On Radar_The Locust Split 7_/07 Sever The Toes.mp3
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Flight Of The Wounded Locust/01 Gluing Carpet To Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe.mp3
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Flight Of The Wounded Locust/02 Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs.mp3
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Flight Of The Wounded Locust/03 Bring Your '65 Italian Carbine.mp3
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Flight Of The Wounded Locust/04 Alas Here Come The Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby.mp3
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Flight Of The Wounded Locust/05 Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia.mp3
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Flight Of The Wounded Locust/06 Get Off The Cross, The Wood Is Needed.mp3
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Flight Of The Wounded Locust/07 Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case.mp3
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Flight Of The Wounded Locust/08 This Is Radio Surgery.mp3
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Flight Of The Wounded Locust/09 Spitting In The Face Fools As a Source of Nutrition.mp3
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Flight Of The Wounded Locust/10 Sever The Toes.mp3
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Flight Of The Wounded Locust/11 Flight Of The Wounded Locust.mp3
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Follow The Flock_ Step In Shit/01 Follow the Flock, Step in Shit.mp3
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Follow The Flock_ Step In Shit/02 Coffin Nails.mp3
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Follow The Flock_ Step In Shit/03 Red.mp3
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New Erections/08 God Wants Us All To Work In Factories.mp3
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New Erections/09 Book Of Bot.mp3
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New Erections/10 Slum Service (Served On The Sly).mp3
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New Erections/11 Tower Of Mammal.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/01 Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/02 Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/03 Solar Panel Asses.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/04 Live From The Russian Compound.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/05 Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/06 Wet Dream War Machine.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/07 Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/08 Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap_.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/09 Teenage Mustache.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/10 How To Become A Virgin.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/11 Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/12 Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/13 File Under _Soft Core Seizures_.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/14 Practiced Hatred.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/15 Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants_.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/16 The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/17 Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ears.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/18 Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft_.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/19 Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/20 Twenty-Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/21 Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/22 Priest With The Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed.mp3
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Plague Soundscapes/23 Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes.mp3
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Safety Second, Body Last (EP)/01 Armless and Overactive-Who's Handling the Population Paste_-Invented Organs-New Tongue Sweepstakes-Consenting Abscess (Part 1).mp3
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Safety Second, Body Last (EP)/02 Consenting Abscess (Part 2)-One Decent Leg-Movement Across the Membrane-Oscillating Eyes-Immune System Overtime-Hairy Mouth.mp3
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The Locust (Re Issue)/01 Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangment (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony... Yea Whatever).mp3
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The Locust (Re Issue)/02 Prepare to Qualify.mp3
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The Locust (Re Issue)/03 Kill Roger Hedgecock.mp3
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The Locust (Re Issue)/04 Pain Reliever.mp3
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The Locust (Re Issue)/05 Off by a Long Shot.mp3
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The Locust (Re Issue)/06 Cattle Mutilation.mp3
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The Locust (Re Issue)/07 #99.mp3
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The Locust (Re Issue)/08 Head Hits Concrete.mp3
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The Locust (Re Issue)/09 Hairspray Suppository.mp3
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The Locust (Re Issue)/10 Ass Gravity.mp3
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The Locust (Re Issue)/11 Keep Off the Tracks.mp3
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The Locust/01 Moth-Eaten Deer Head.mp3
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The Locust/02 Brand New Set Of Teeth.mp3
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The Locust/03 How To Build A Pessimistic Lie Detector.mp3
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The Locust/04 Nice Tranquil Thumb In Mouth.mp3
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The Locust/05 Dog Without A Collar (Run Over Red Rover).mp3
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The Locust/06 The Perils Of Believing In Round Squares.mp3
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The Locust/07 Normal Run Of The Muck (Compensation For Conversation).mp3
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The Locust/08 Stucco Obelisks Labeled As Trees.mp3
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The Locust/09 Straight From The Horses Mouth.mp3
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The Locust/10 An Extra Piece Of Dead Meat.mp3
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The Locust/11 Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys.mp3
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The Locust/12 Backbones Of Jack Asses.mp3
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The Locust/13 Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality.mp3
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The Locust/14 Skin Graft At Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour.mp3
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The Locust/15 High-Maintenance Libido, Bring The Whole Family.mp3
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The Locust/16 Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle.mp3
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The Locust/17 Halfway To A Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An Interlude To A Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony...Yea Whatever).mp3
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The Locust/18 Kill Roger Hedgecock.mp3
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The Locust/19 Hairspray Suppository.mp3
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The Locust/20 Cattle Mutilation.mp3
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The Locust_Jenny Piccolo Split 5_/05 Follow The Flock, Step In Shit.mp3
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The Locust_Jenny Piccolo Split 5_/06 Coffin Nails.mp3
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The Locust_Man Is The Bastard Split 10_/01 Ass Gravity.mp3
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The Locust_Man Is The Bastard Split 10_/02 Futile Agreement.mp3
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The Locust_Man Is The Bastard Split 10_/03 Sever The Toe.mp3
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The Locust_Man Is The Bastard Split 10_/04 Emaciation Fuckers.mp3
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The Locust_Man Is The Bastard Split 10_/05 Red.mp3
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The Locust_Man Is The Bastard Split 10_/06 Inbred America.mp3
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The Locust_Man Is The Bastard Split 10_/07 Helios.mp3
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The Locust_Man Is The Bastard Split 10_/08 Personal History.mp3
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The Locust_Man Is The Bastard Split 10_/09 Keep Off The Tracks.mp3
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The Locust_Melt Banana Split/01 How to Become A Virgin.mp3
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The Locust_Melt Banana Split/02 Who Wants A Dose of the Clap.mp3
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The Locust_Melt Banana Split/03 23 Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions Of Grandeur.mp3
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The Locust_Melt Banana Split/04 Priest with the Sexually-Transmitted Diseases Get Out Of My Bed.mp3
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The Locust_Melt Banana Split/05 The Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like To See You In His Office.mp3
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Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle/01 The Locust.mp3
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Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle/02 Bastard Noise.mp3
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Well I'll be a Monkey's Uncle/03 Wizards of War.mp3
