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01 Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References!.mp3
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02 Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vaginas And Anus!.mp3
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03 A Rapid Series of Comical Noises!.mp3
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04 I_ve Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood!.mp3
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05 Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule!.mp3
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06 My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn_t Understand What It Just Said!.mp3
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07 My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny!.mp3
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08 When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as _Quirky_ but It_s Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish!.mp3
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09 Pandering to the Locals!.mp3
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10 Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won_t Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals!.mp3
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11 Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete!.mp3
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12 When All is Said and Done, I am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I_ve Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties!.mp3
