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Albums/2008 - Dirty Dike - Bogies & Alcohol/Cover.jpg
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/01. Ladies an Gentlemen.mp3
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/02. Hi I'm James.mp3
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/03. The Agitated (Feat. Skuff).mp3
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/04. Full Colour Dreams.mp3
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/05. Little Mr. Grin and Bare.mp3
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/06. What D'you Expect (Feat. Mr. Key, Jam Baxter & Ronnie Bosh).mp3
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/07. Average Wank Fam (Feat. Mr. Key).mp3
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/08. Yeah I act Like a Freak.mp3
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/09. Where is Scissor Tongue.mp3
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/10. Pork pie.mp3
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/11. Morph Into any Shape.mp3
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/12. Never Seen a Reason.mp3
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/13. From the Future (Feat. Slang Immaculate, Stig of the Dump, Jam Baxter, Skuff, Ed Scissortongue, Fliptrix & The Three Amigos).mp3
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/14. Inabit.mp3
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Albums/2011 - Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar/cover.jpg
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Albums/2013 - Dirty Dike - Return of the Twat/01. He's Getting Judged Like an Idiot (feat. Ronnie Bosh).mp3
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Albums/2013 - Dirty Dike - Return of the Twat/02. There He Goes (That Look in His Eye).mp3
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Albums/2013 - Dirty Dike - Return of the Twat/03. Really Shit Music (Skit).mp3
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Albums/2013 - Dirty Dike - Return of the Twat/04. One Drink (feat. Jam Baxter, Ronnie Bosh).mp3
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Albums/2013 - Dirty Dike - Return of the Twat/05. Doo Doo Doo (feat. Ronnie Bosh).mp3
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Albums/2013 - Dirty Dike - Return of the Twat/06. Catch Me If You... Nah.mp3
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Albums/2013 - Dirty Dike - Return of the Twat/07. The Hog Roast Intermission.mp3
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Albums/2013 - Dirty Dike - Return of the Twat/08. Return of the Twat.mp3
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Albums/2013 - Dirty Dike - Return of the Twat/09. Rapping Over Silence (feat. Dabbla).mp3
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Albums/2013 - Dirty Dike - Return of the Twat/10. You Can Sing Till You're Blind.mp3
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Albums/2013 - Dirty Dike - Return of the Twat/11. New Street.mp3
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Albums/2013 - Dirty Dike - Return of the Twat/12. Future Posse Cut One Thousand (feat. Stig of the Dump, Dr. Syntax, Bva, Datkid, Verb T, Jam Baxter, Edward Scissor, Mr. Key, Fliptrix, Leaf Dog).mp3
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Albums/2013 - Dirty Dike - Return of the Twat/13. Outro.mp3
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Albums/2013 - Dirty Dike - Return of the Twat/Cover.jpg
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/01. Great Attempt (feat. Fliptrix).mp3
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/02. Alcoholic Tosser.mp3
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/03. I Ain't Got a Clue.mp3
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/04. Mallory & Josephine.mp3
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/05. Isleham Swamp.mp3
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/06. The Lamb Shank Intermission.mp3
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/07. Prawns.mp3
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/08. Takeover (feat. Remus).mp3
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/09. Paper Tigers (feat. Chester P & Verb T).mp3
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/10. Me & You (feat. Jam Baxter).mp3
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/11. Crystal Cindy.mp3
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/12. Feast.mp3
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/13. Hold My Hands.mp3
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/14. Posse Gang Eight Million (feat. Remus, Ocean Wisdom, Jam Baxter, Lee Scott & Dabbla).mp3
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Albums/2015 - Dirty Dike - Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight/Cover.jpg
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/01. The Playground.mp3
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/02. Permanent Midnight.mp3
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/03. Whoops (feat. Jam Baxter & Rag'n'Bone Man).mp3
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/04. Caustic Soda.mp3
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/05. Woah (feat. Lee Scott).mp3
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/06. Nothing at All.mp3
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/07. Still the Same James.mp3
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/08. I Like My Nights Dark (feat. Jam Baxter).mp3
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/09. Syringe Ditch.mp3
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/10. Caterpillar Funk (feat. Eva Lazarus & Leaf Dog).mp3
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/11. Dumb (feat. Dabbla).mp3
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/12. Ouch (feat. Ronnie Bosh, J Man & Lee Scott).mp3
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/13. Sun Tan of a Pig.mp3
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/14. Rex 01 (feat. Inja, Killa P & Foreign Beggars).mp3
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Albums/2018 - Dirty Dike - Acrylic Snail/Cover.jpg
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EP's/2013 - Dirty Dike - The Sloshpot EP/01. Consequences.mp3
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EP's/2013 - Dirty Dike - The Sloshpot EP/02. Plenty More Piss in the Toilet.mp3
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EP's/2013 - Dirty Dike - The Sloshpot EP/03. Fuckpig Sloshpots (feat. Ronnie Bosh).mp3
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EP's/2013 - Dirty Dike - The Sloshpot EP/04. Teeth (feat. Jam Baxter & Ronnie Bosh).mp3
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EP's/2013 - Dirty Dike - The Sloshpot EP/05. All Things Considered.mp3
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EP's/2013 - Dirty Dike - The Sloshpot EP/06. Consequences (Instrumental).mp3
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EP's/2013 - Dirty Dike - The Sloshpot EP/07. Plenty More Piss in the Toilet (Instrumental).mp3
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EP's/2013 - Dirty Dike - The Sloshpot EP/08. Fuckpig Sloshpots (Instrumental).mp3
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EP's/2013 - Dirty Dike - The Sloshpot EP/09. Teeth (Instrumental).mp3
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EP's/2013 - Dirty Dike - The Sloshpot EP/10. All Things Considered (Instrumental).mp3
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EP's/2013 - Dirty Dike - The Sloshpot EP/11. Rant (Bonus Track).mp3
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