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Azur Lane: an unlikely alliance between the four major naval powers of the world, made to fight off the alien forces called the Sirens. But once the Sirens were defeated, a rift formed in the alliance. Now, they battle between themselves to have supremacy of the seas. But are the Sirens really defeated? Oh, and they fight with ship-girls.
Based on the Chinese game, this anime has anthropomorphised ships fighting. And they are all cute/hot anime girls. What's not to love? In all seriousness, the story is a bit of a mess, with it switching from slice-of-life with Javelin, Laffey and (sometimes) Unicorn goofing off and trying to bring Ayanami to their side, to war-is-hell with Enterprise fighting off Sakura Empire while dealing with PTSD. The animation is sometimes lackluster. But we get uncensored boobies in episode 6, so that's a win.
Subtitles from AnimeFreak.
PS: Yeah... I just can't stay away. I said I was retiring for good. I wanted to retire for good. I guess I'm like those abuse victims that always go back to the abuser. Why the hell do I even miss uploading stuff anyway? There's literally nothing in it for me. There is definitely something wrong with my brain. Oh well... you guys should start taking bets for when I "retire forever" again. No, I don't just "retire" and come back for the attention. I'm just f-ing nuts, apparently.
https://anidb.net/anime/14396
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