10 JUL 2026 - Back up to full speed! Let's be honest: for the last few months, TorrentFunk was painfully slow. Pages crawled, searches dragged, and just loading the site tested everyone's patience. We hunted the problem down to our network and rebuilt it from the ground up — smarter caching, a much bigger and faster connection, and a lot of fine-tuning under the hood. The difference is night and day: the site now loads in a fraction of a second. No more waiting around. Thanks for sticking with us through the slow spell. Now go discover your funk!
Genre: Comedy, Science Fiction Director: Mitch Teemley Stars: Frederic Eng-Li, Tifani Ahren Davis, Tim Bensch, Samantha Russell Plot: In 1962 Yomama Bay the Japanese armed forces destroy yet another giant kaiju. Prof. Hiro Honda, rescues her offspring, whisking the mysterious red egg off to safety in friendly Cincinnati, Ohio. However, as the jet arrives, he accidentally flushes the egg down the toilet. It disappears into the Ohio River. Shaken loose by nuclear testing, the egg is quickly discovered by Dr. Blowheart and his assistant, Dr. Shirley Yujest. The two soon meet Prof. Honda, who tells them that the egg contains a living Notzillasaurus Partiontilldon. The creature will remain small, he explains, as long as it is not exposed to alcohol. But if it is, it will grow hundreds of times larger and attack the nearest city.
