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And now for the third attempt at something completely different.
I figured I might as well mux it with *something* for ease of download. Surprisingly the [XviD source](https://nyaa.si/view/366592) doesn't look *that* bad, but I found out in the muxing process that the video "uses a non-standard and wasteful way to store B-frames ('packed B-frames')", meaning I had to keyframe time everything in Aegisub, then blindly shift it all one frame forward for it to actually look right in the output mkv container. **Warning:** I only tested with MPV; other video players may produce different results.
Subtitles are heavily modified KgOlve:
- manually retimed
- restyled
- added karaoke
- typeset signs
- translated some additional signs
- changed to eastern name order (honorifics kept)
- improved the flow of the dialogue
The base translation was fine in terms of accuracy, but it had ellipses all over the place and didn’t always sound like idiomatic English. This was also the only translation I’ve ever seen to combine western name order with honorifics, which makes for a truly strange viewing experience.
I’ll be using this tag in the future for anything that I typeset and edit. From scratch translations will be released under the [BitchWitch] tag. [HairColor] will only be used when the subs have such color coding, which they do not in this case (I thought about doing hair colors for Strawberry Panic, but decided against it because there are too many characters).
I can’t say how often these will come out, though it certainly won’t be every day like Higurashi has been. I’d like to take my time and make the best release I can.