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Theatrical Release: 1991-03-15 DVD Release: 1991-09-12 Torrent Release: 31-10-2021 by user
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Jeff, a young delinquent, is enrolled by his father in a kenpo school, in the hopes of teaching the boy some self-discipline. Years later, Jeff's mentor, Kim, is being threatened by one of the Korean mafia families. Jeff tries to help his old friend, but is too late to prevent Kim's death at the hands of an unknown hitman. Vowing revenge, Jeff takes on all of the families, using his martial arts skills to find the man who killed his friend.
Sinopsis by IMDBThe Perfect Weapon (2016) QuipTracks dual audio 720p.10bit.BluRay.x265-budgetbits
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QuipTracks Summary In The Perfect Weapon, Steven Seagal is The Director – not to be confused with the director of The Perfect Weapon, Titus Parr, who thought we would not be confused when a character under The Director’s control called The Controller directs the perfect weapon to kill The Director. (Watch out: There’s a spoiler in that sentence, so don’t work too hard trying to parse it).
This aforementioned perfect weapon is a stoic, bald, tie-wearing, dual-silenced-pistol-wielding hitman – just like Agent 47 from the Hitman video game franchise, but even easier to control (he really puts the "pawn" in "weapon"). Oh, and don’t go looking for a barcode on Axon “Condor” Rey’s neck; Unlike Agent 47, this agent can’t be price checked... Nor is he particularly good at hitting men.
Indeed, everyone seems readily capable of making Condor look like an imbecile, from his dead girlfriend (Sasha Jackson), to a villainous gourd from Veggie Tales that grew a big, flabby body (Steven Seagal). Even within the movie, exactly which “perfect weapon” criteria could be abstractly attributed to him is a matter of some debate... but everyone agrees that, after multiple scrubbings of his already sparsely populated mind, he is The Perfect Putz.
Note: This movie is a bit darker and more violent than our usual fare (but still goofy as hell). There is a torture scene in which someone's toenail is removed. Just so you know. Featuring: Tristan, Tracy
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QuipTracks sync by motti66086, time stretched by budgetbits using Audacity to fit this different framerate source.
French translations for on-screen English burned in. Regular subtitles from The.Perfect.Weapon.2016.1080p.BRRip.x264.AAC-ETRG.srt
