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Have you ever wished your cat could talk to you? If so, allow my story to be your cautionary tale.
My aunt Lavender is in danger, and it's up to me and my reluctant familiar to save her.
Unfortunately, the sassy cat isn't big on the whole concept of teamwork.
With no idea where Lavender is and our leads in short supply, we turn to an archivist who might have the answers to our questions. But when he turns up dead under suspicious circumstances, our last glimmer of hope goes dark.
Unless...the secrets to my aunt's disappearance are tangled up in the famed archivist's sudden death. The police are quick to write it off as a tragic accident, leaving it up to Selene and I to crack the case and discover his link to Aunt Lavender.
