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Posting this so that someone else can finish up the project if I get into a car accident tomorrow.
These are movie cuts of most of the arcs of the Monogatari Series. It should be hard to tell watching these that they weren't released as movies in the first place, except for Koyomimonogatari I guess. This ended up taking some non-trivial editing work—check out how the ending of Neko White Part 4 was handled if you want to be amazed. Although a lot of work went into this, I want to emphasize that the goal was for the editing to be as unnoticeable as possible.
I decided that Bake and Nise wouldn't work well as movies, so I skipped those. I ended up doing Koyomi so that I wouldn't have a gap in numbering (and it's not like it's terrible as a movie—you get through it more quickly that way, after all). The best available raws for Bake, Kizu, and Nise have been included for completion's sake.
In the end, the reason I am spending so much time on this project is that most of the series just works better as movies than individual TV episodes. I was shocked at how annoying it felt to work on / watch the Kabukimonogatari TV episodes after first doing the movie.
