10 JUL 2026 - Back up to full speed! Let's be honest: for the last few months, TorrentFunk was painfully slow. Pages crawled, searches dragged, and just loading the site tested everyone's patience. We hunted the problem down to our network and rebuilt it from the ground up — smarter caching, a much bigger and faster connection, and a lot of fine-tuning under the hood. The difference is night and day: the site now loads in a fraction of a second. No more waiting around. Thanks for sticking with us through the slow spell. Now go discover your funk!
Elise Graves’ punk band draws a crowd - but only if the promoter isn’t a little bitch who can’t do his job. Enter Tony Orlando - the LITTLE BITCH - who thinks he can jack off in his office and underpay his talent. Tony is about to learn a solid gold lesson - and we hope you’ll stay to watch. Featuring a golden shower, gag, boot licking, CBT, face sitting, ass licking, bondage, sounding, and breath play with a gas mask dildo - this little talking-to is one for the books.
