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Life as a merchant marine is not for the faint-hearted.
People are not easy. For Jozzun, living with a bunch of blunt-brained humans is even more difficult.
Especially when less than legitimate operations go from bad to worse…
The human saying, “may you live in interesting times” is starting to make sense to Jozzun. He finds himself wishing he’d considered the consequences of signing up to the crew of the Atlanta.
The crew are bound for trouble, or perhaps trouble is just bound for them.
Whatever the case may be, it is certainly going to ruffle the psychics’ feathers.
From pirates to shadowy conspiracies, and a crime boss that’s a little too hands-on for Jozzun’s tastes, the situation seems determined to become the worst kind of complicated.
Well, he did go looking for a life of adventure. This was what he wanted, right?
