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My gang of otherworldly friends and I have struck a blow against the evil witch overlords who rule over Pyregate. We’ve spilled their blood, broken into their Ministry, and helped my lover Chantara awaken her powers that the witches have long suppressed.
But the war is just beginning.
If we’re really going to take on the witches, we’ll need a bigger army. An army full of ogres and vixens.
And phoenixes.
There’s a colony of phoenixes on the mainland that are rumored to live relatively undisturbed by the witches. And if I can win them over to our cause, and awaken their powers, the witches won’t stand a chance when we march against them and finally take back Pyregate.
