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Oldest Profession 1967 HDRip ExKinoRay
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The Oldest Profession
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Theatrical Release: 1968-11-08 DVD Release: 2007-11-27 Torrent Release: 11-12-2023 by user rutor
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Movie Genre:
Comedy, Drama
Runtime:
119 min.
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A collection of sketches on prostitution through the ages. 1) "The Prehistoric Era": A caveman discovers that a cavewoman is more attractive when cave paint is applied to her face. And she can earn more seashells that way. 2) "Roman Nights": The Emperor goes out seeking a little nocturnal amusement, only to find that the high-priced, Oriental courtesan he hires is his wife, the Empress. 3) "Mademoiselle Mimi": In revolutionary France, Mimi finds that her client, the nephew of a marquis, is more interested in watching the guillotinings out her window than he is in going to bed. 4) "The Gay Nineties": When Nini discovers by accident that her antiquated customer is a banker, she pretends to be an honest woman who has fallen in love with him. She even pays him, just like a gigolo! 5) "Paris Today": Two girls pick up clients by driving around in a car, and then an ambulance. Police pull the vehicle over for speeding. 6) "Anticipation": Demetrius has just arrived on Earth from another galaxy. But the girl brought to him by the commissar, Hostess 703, is not a "physical love" girl; she's a "sentimental love" one, who only knows how to excite men with language.
Sinopsis by IMDBИнформация о фильме
Название: Санта Клаус
Оригинальное название: Santa Claus: The Movie
Год выхода: 1985
Жанр: фэнтези, приключения, семейный
Режиссер: Жанно Шварц
В ролях: Дадли Мур (Patch), Джон Литгоу (B.Z.), Дэвид Хаддлстон (Santa Claus), Бёрджесс Мередит (Ancient Elf), Джуди Корнуэлл (Anya Claus), Джефри Крамер (Towzer), Кристиан Фицпатрик (Joe), Кэрри Кей Хейм (Cornelia), Джон Баррард (Dooley), Энтони О'Доннелл (Puffy)
О фильме:
Однажды, давным-давно, в зимнюю стужу ледоруб Клаус отправился в лес на оленях. И не один, а со своей женой Аней. В лесу на горе поднялась буря, и Клаус с Аней замерзли. Больше на земле никто никогда их не видел. Потому что добрые эльфы забрали бедняжек в волшебную страну, оживили их и превратили простого лапландского лесоруба в волшебного Сайта Клауса. Долгие годы возил добрый Санта игрушки детям под Рождество. И вот однажды случилось непоправимое: мир изменился и игрушки эльфов устарели. И тогда друг Санты Панч придумал такое… Ни в сказке сказать, ни пером описать.
Страна: США
Продолжительность: 01:48:19
Перевод: профессиональный (двухголосый закадровый) ОРТ