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Theatrical Release: 2009-12-29 DVD Release: 1970-01-01 Torrent Release: 10-05-2010 by user
Movie Genre
Sci-Fi, Thriller, War
Runtime
93 min.
Awards
N/A
Infohash
a10be5622c1ec8193f0eeaac44a1fb76998861c1
Parental Rating
Not Rated
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DESCRIPTION
John Carter (Antonio Sabato Jr.) is some kind of lone soldier in the middle east who looks at everyone through the scope on his rifle, until one day he gets shot a bunch of times and the government decides to reconstruct him on another planet for some reason. Naked and surrounded by hostile aliens, John Carter must fight for survival as aliens try to kill him and/or make him eat bugs. John Carter does NOT WANT TO EAT BUGS.
