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Orphan presents a new version of the 1992 shoujo OVA *Princess Army: Wedding Combat*. Aida Nonoka is a 15-year-old judoka surrounded by a coterie of adoring boys.
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Her happy life is interrupted when family friend Ichijo Yuji and his son handsome (and arrogant) son Hajime return from the Netherlands. Yuji is determined to fulfill his promise to Nonoka's dying father by marrying her to Hajime. Nonoka's none too sure about this, and her brocon brothers and jealous friends is adamantly opposed.
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Comedy, romance, and some judo ensue. Laserdisc rip on the Domesday Duplicator. FLAC audio. See [this blog entry](https://collectr.blogspot.com/2024/09/princess-army.html) for more details.
This release, and all Orphan releases, are available for direct download from IRC bot Orphan|Arutha in channels #nibl or #news on irc.rizon.net.
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