10 JUL 2026 - Back up to full speed!
Let's be honest: for the last few months, TorrentFunk was painfully slow. Pages crawled, searches dragged, and just loading the site tested everyone's patience.
We hunted the problem down to our network and rebuilt it from the ground up — smarter caching, a much bigger and faster connection, and a lot of fine-tuning under the hood.
The difference is night and day: the site now loads in a fraction of a second. No more waiting around.
Thanks for sticking with us through the slow spell. Now go discover your funk!

TORRENT DETAILS

Blame It All On My Penis (V0)

TORRENT SUMMARY

⚠ This torrent has NOT been verifiedMusic

Seeds

Peers

Size

776.6 MB in 72 files

Release Date(s)

Torrent Release: 03-01-2014 by user

Infohash

ddd60674573e094549ca2811885a993fcbf0ae6e

Vote:No votes yet.

DESCRIPTION

VISITOR COMMENTS (0

)

FILE LIST

Filename		Size
	1-01 The Conception of the Son of Lucifer.mp3	579.1 KB
	1-02 The Unholy Mother Lectures The Devil About Safe Sex.mp3	1.3 MB
	1-03 Satan Wishes His Mother Would Shut The Fuck Up.mp3	1.4 MB
	1-04 Satan Considers The Unpopular Birthing Clinic.mp3	1.1 MB
	1-05 Demon Protestors Heckle Satan As Stands In Front Of The Clinic.mp3	1.5 MB
	1-06 The Unholy Mother Convinces Him Of The Immorality of Abortion.mp3	928 KB
	1-07 Undead Feminists Guide Him.mp3	645 KB
	1-08 Jesus Laughs From Afar.mp3	1.7 MB
	1-09 A Collective Reflection On The Fall Of The Angels.mp3	792.1 KB
	1-10 Satan Quickly Masturbates Before The Procedure.mp3	1.1 MB
	1-11 The Abortion.mp3	1.2 MB
	1-12 Satan Strings His Guitar With The Intestines Of The Unborn Fetus.mp3	1.8 MB
	1-13 The Fetus Gently Coos From Heaven.mp3	2.6 MB
	1-14 Satan Describes The Uses He Will Have Of The Fetus' Flesh.mp3	2.8 MB
	1-15 A Colony of Chipmunks Reinterprets The Scenario.mp3	9.2 MB
	1-16 A Colony of Baby Chipmunks Reinterprets The Scenario.mp3	7 MB
	1-17 Satan's Commentary.mp3	24 MB
	1-18 Kumbaya.mp3	4.3 MB
	1-19 God Loves Everyone (God Loves You).mp3	1.9 MB
	1-20 The Passion Of Ted Haggard.mp3	3.1 MB
	1-21 Ted Reveals His Sinful Desires.mp3	3.9 MB
	1-22 The Last Temptation Of Ted Haggard.mp3	2.4 MB
	1-23 Ted Reflects On The Platonic Form Of Beauty.mp3	3 MB
	1-24 Satan Plays John Coltrane's _Interstellar Space_.mp3	7.5 MB
	1-25 Unironic Gay Dance Party.mp3	1.4 MB
	1-26 Lord Heal My Ass.mp3	2 MB
	2-01 The Phone Call That Impregnated Me With Satan's Child.mp3	6.5 MB
	2-02 After Prom It Clawed From My Womb.mp3	6.8 MB
	2-03 Satan Is Caught In The Act Of Raping My Gaping Child-Hole.mp3	6.5 MB
	2-04 Without The Ring Of Satanic Power I Am A Maggot-Worm Writhing In Fecal Flesh.mp3	6.6 MB
	2-05 Satan Lied When He Said He Would Love Me In My Unholy Anus For All Eternity.mp3	8.3 MB
	2-06 Single Mother Of Lucifer Rising.mp3	5.8 MB
	2-07 I Pray To Satan.mp3	8.6 MB
	2-08 I Will Defeat Satan With My Nightmare Spawn.mp3	6.8 MB
	2-09 I Castrate Satan In Post-Apocalyptic Florida.mp3	3.8 MB
	2-10 I Am Satan.mp3	5.5 MB
	2-11 Satan Anally Penetrates The Black Ram Of Hate.mp3	7.2 MB
	2-12 Jesus Masturbates In The Closet With The Viscous Tears Of Martyred Saints.mp3	5.5 MB
	2-13 Satan Is Fisted With Powdered Quaaludes.mp3	5.3 MB
	2-14 Cum Hungry Satan Devours The Penis Of His Unholy Mate.mp3	6 MB
	2-15 The Unholy Rapist Leaves His Bloody Penis Inside Satan And Drives Off To Watch Hockey.mp3	5.7 MB
	2-16 Satan Drinks White Wine As His Fetus Claws Through Womb Tissue And Fecal Matter.mp3	5.6 MB
	2-17 Satan Contemplates Anal Abortion.mp3	5.8 MB
	3-01 4_33.mp3	5.4 MB
	3-02 In C.mp3	35.5 MB
	3-03 Jesus' Blood Never Failed Me Yet.mp3	20.3 MB
	3-04 Come Out.mp3	4.7 MB
	3-05 Early Minimalism.mp3	13.1 MB
	3-06 The Sinking Of The Titanic.mp3	21.8 MB
	3-07 MPIMOD_Symphonique.mp3	2.8 MB
	3-08 Wet Cunt.mp3	2.3 MB
	3-09 Theme From _Absolute Genocide_.mp3	6.6 MB
	3-10 Satan Is My Father And He Forced The Dead Through My Lungs.mp3	3.2 MB
	3-11 Every Fetus Explodes As The Antichrist Descends Into Your Soul.mp3	23.6 MB
	4-01 Get Satan (My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit Remix).mp3	15.6 MB
	4-02 Get Satan (My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit Remix) (Radio Edit).mp3	7.8 MB
	4-03 Reach For The Dead (My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit Remix).mp3	9.4 MB
	4-04 It's Going Down! (My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit Remix).mp3	5.2 MB
	4-05 Holding Back The Years.mp3	24.8 MB
	4-06 Santa Contemplates His Pregnancy-Termination Options While Gazing Into The Pit To Hell That Doubles As His Self-Heating Workshop.mp3	3.3 MB
	4-07 Santa Aborts His Own Fetus In A Jamaican-Themed Satanic Ceremony.mp3	7.1 MB
	4-08 Santa Masturbates While Watching The Reindeers Fuck The Elves.mp3	2.2 MB
	4-09 GG Allin Sodomized By A Giant Hypodermic Needle While Forced To Entertain Santa Claus At Gunpoint.mp3	18.2 MB
	4-10 The Ceremony Is Fulfilled As Santa Is Consumed By Satan In A Quick Bite.mp3	305.8 KB
	4-11 Santa Is Digested By Satan Over A Million Years.mp3	12.3 MB
	4-12 Generic People Pathetically Mourn The Death Of Christmas Before They Inevitably Die And Are Tortured Forever By Satan.mp3	2.9 MB
	4-13 The Unauthorized Autobiography of Satan's Aborted Fetus.mp3	157.5 KB
	4-14 Satan Performs An Interpretative Translation Of John Mayer's _Paradise Valley_.mp3	2.3 MB
	4-15 Black Mass For Music Loving Maggots.mp3	2.1 MB
	5-01 Rape Chauffeur.mp3	93.5 MB
	6-01 Our Rape Chauffeur Leads Us To Death As We Weep.mp3	100 MB
	7-01 The Unauthorized Autobiography Of Satan's Aborted Fetus (Extended Version) (Radio Edit).mp3	134.8 MB

RELATED DOWNLOADS

Torrent Name	Added	Size	Seeds	Peers	Uploader	Health
Blame It All On My Penis_ The Complete My Penis Is Made Of Dogshit	26 Feb 14	4.3 GB	0	1
Blame It All On My Penis (V0)	3 Jan 14	776.6 MB	0	1
Garth Brooks - Blame It All On my Roots	7 Dec 13	404.8 MB	0	1
Garth Brooks - Blame It All On My Roots (Box Set)	8 Dec 13	5.1 GB	0	2
Garth Brooks - Blame It All On My Roots 2013 XviD	20 Dec 13	1.2 GB	0	1
Garth Brooks - Blame it All On My Roots	27 Dec 16	1.8 GB	0	1
Garth Brooks - Blame It All On My Roots (2013) (6CD) [320]	2 Jun 18	665.7 MB	0	2
Garth Brooks - Blame It All on My Roots (Five Decades of Influences) 6-CD (2013) 320 #DrBN	17 Nov 21	663.7 MB	0	0
Poolside - Blame It All On Love (2023) Mp3 320kbps [PMEDIA]	20 Oct 23	93.8 MB	0	1
Chase McDaniel - Blame It All On Country Music - 2024 - WEB FLAC 16BITS 44 1KHZ-EICHBAUM	29 Jan 24	146.7 MB	0	1
Victoria Tolstoy - Blame It On My Youth - 2001-atm	24 Aug 10	66.8 MB	0	1
Blame It On My Youth	7 Nov 10	54.3 MB	0	1
The Art Farmer Quintet Blame It on My Youth (jazz)(flac)[rogercc][h33t]	26 Dec 10	261.7 MB	0	1
Viktoria Tolstoy - Blame It on My Youth 2001 (flac)	5 Jun 11	276.2 MB	0	1
The Voice - Blame it on my A D D - the voice	17 Jun 13	4.2 MB	0	1