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Goat Simulator is a third-person perspective game in which the player controls a goat. There does not appear to be any kind of storyline or plot. The player is free to explore the game's world as a goat, destroying things in the environment, running, jumping, and licking. "Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff," explained the game's creators.[2]
The game boasts the fact that various glitches and bugs have been intentionally left in the game, as to add to the light-hearted entertainment value.[1] Another gameplay feature is the ability to "lick" objects with the goat's absurdly long tongue, which will then stick to the goat's tongue and can be carried and swung around to provide an alternative method of wreaking havoc on the game environment. Next to that you have various other "goats" to play as like a demon goat, a tall goat (a giraffe) and a feathered goat (an ostrich).
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FILE LIST
Filename
Size
Crack/Goat Simulator 2014.exe
15 MB
data/Data-bin.rar
400 MB
DirectX/BDA.cab
686.6 KB
DirectX/BDANT.cab
1.1 MB
DirectX/BDAXP.cab
953.1 KB
DirectX/DirectX.cab
14.8 MB
DirectX/DSETUP.dll
61.5 KB
DirectX/dsetup32.dll
2.1 MB
DirectX/dxnt.cab
12.7 MB
DirectX/dxsetup.exe
461.5 KB
DirectX/ManagedDX.CAB
3.3 MB
Goat Simulator 2014-PC Game + DLC ^^nosTEAM^^-part1.rar
2.4 GB
Goat Simulator 2014-PC Game + DLC ^^nosTEAM^^-part2.rar